Let it go, let it go, that draft is turned in and done, let it go, let it go essays over let’s sing a song IT’S A FRIDAY AND I CAN’T BE BROUGHT TO CARE. My brain is mush, so I’ll just sit here and stare…
Eyeliner game is strong today…
Time to topple a government. Or tear a man’s heart out. Y’know. Whichever.
That embarrassing yet deliciously awkward moment when you’re talking to a friend as you’re leaving your room to walk down the hall to the shower, wearing nothing but a towel and you run into a kind of cute maintenance worker. Looking rather surprised he says “Hi” timidly, with no small amount of fright, and you reply with a friendly “Hello” while thinking, ‘yes, I am in a towel, why do you look overly perplexed? I’m naked, not holding a bomb.’ And then as he walks past you, you realize what you said to your friend moments ago, while walking out the door, (which he would have overheard): “Why yes, there are some people in the world I just want to stab in the face…”Whoops.
Still awake… Couldn’t figure out why my pillow felt weird. Forgot I stashed my nerf gun under it so I could shoot my roommate in the middle of the night if I needed to. DERP. 8|
I love it when my upstairs neighbors decide to move furniture. At 1am.
IT’S MY FAVORITE CAN YOU TELL IT’S MY FAVORITE NO? WELL IT IS.
Tunes for wandering your local zombie-filled apocalyptic wasteland in style…
- Arena- Daft Punk
- Who We Are- Imagine Dragons
- Uprising- Muse
- Me Against The World- Simple Plan
- Cross The Line- Superchick
- Glory and Gore- LORDE
- Another One Bites the Dust- Queen
- I will Not Bow- Breaking Benjamin
- Run Like Hell- Two Steps From Hell
- Killer Queen- Queen
- Trenches- Pop Evil
- It’s Not My Time- 3 Doors Down
- Eye of the Tiger- Survivor
- End of the World- Armor for Sleep
- Monster- Paramore
- It’s The End Of The World As We Know It- R.E.M.
- Don’t Stop Me Now- Queen
- Real World- All-American Rejects
- Blow Me Away- Breaking Benjamin
- Carry On Wayward Son- Kansas
- Radioactive- Imagine Dragons
- Get Out Alive- 3 Days Grace
- Unnatural Selection- Muse
- City- Hollywood Undead
- Know Your Enemy- Green Day
- In The End- Black Veil Brides
- Ha Ha You’re Dead- Green Day
- Hurricane- MS MR
- Monster- Imagine Dragons
- Zombie (Cold Fusion Remix)- The Cranberries
That really shitty moment when you are casually making out with someone who’s really hot and then you wake up and all of a sudden you’re just really pissed at the world…
That awkward moment when you’re reading and the plot quickly develops into something porn-y and you remember you’re sitting in the PRAYER room…
Can you imagine what it was like the very first time the very first frog croaked? Like just chillin on the ground and then all of a sudden RIBBIT your face blew up…
Frog #1: (Ribbbit) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Frog #2: I don’t know, Steve. I don’t know. But damn that was freaky.
Frog #1: (Ribbit) HOLY HELL IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Frog #2: 0A0