.:Colors Of My Mind:.
Cleaning for 45 minutes and look HOLY SHIT I FOUND PART OF MY FLOOR LIKE MY ACTUAL FLOOR I ALMOST FORGOT I HAD ONE

Cleaning for 45 minutes and look HOLY SHIT I FOUND PART OF MY FLOOR LIKE MY ACTUAL FLOOR I ALMOST FORGOT I HAD ONE

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

UM??? Can you NOT?? Your window display SHOULD NOT sexually frustrate me…

UM??? Can you NOT?? Your window display SHOULD NOT sexually frustrate me…

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

yelyahwilliams:

samdesantis:

If anyone actually knows how to be a real adult, give me some tips please because wtf

just as lost as you

I'm putting on makeup before my grandparent's party
Mom: why are you getting all dolled up? It just an anniversary party...
Me: so for EVERY TIME an old person asks me why I don't have a boyfriend, all I have to do is bat may eyelashes and honestly say "I DONT KNOW." And they will be too scared to ask again.
Mom:
Me:
Mom: ...I have succeeded.
Me: ...what.

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

It’s time to get off the internet when you do something embarrassing that is going to make you feel like an idiot for at least another hour and you want to smush your face into a pillow to make your own stupidity disappear. Yeah. It’s bedtime.

impossiblemonsieur:

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

Sam Winchester / Dean Winchester

Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

wise-girl-and-seaweed-brain:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:


-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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Bitch please I do these in public

I wore a baseball cap today and realized something…

I love wearing hats. No one can recognize me. If I ever become a fugitive on the run from the government, all I have to do to change my identity like they do in the movies is cut my hair and get a hat.

griffinchild:

griffinchild:

I look ridiculous when I have to make beds 

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This is literally how I make beds

Meanwhile at work...
Boss: yeah, wordpress hates semicolons
Me: HOw can you hate semicolons??? They're halfway to a smiley face...?!?
Boss: ...
Me: CHARACTER NAZIS

it’s just a Panic!at the Disco kind of day…

Do you ever have an uncharacteristically violent dream where you murder someone and the next day you’re like brain wtf man but then you see/talk to that person later and you go “yes, I could see why my subconscious would want to murder you”…? Or is that just me