I just spilled cider on my jeans and all I could think of was Apple cider jeans, boots with the fur
So story time: We have had two cans of green beans in our apartment for weeks and my roommates and I HATE green beans (like if the apocalypse happened and we had these beans or a guy named Murray to eat, I’d probably eat Murray). But somehow we got them and we’ve had them FOREEVVVVVER and so yesterday I am absOLUTELY SICK of looking at them sitting on the counter so we pick them up, sneak next door, and put them on our neighbors’ welcome mat. (They are an apartment of four guys). Later my roommates and I are laughing hysterically, wondering what they might be thinking about the “magic beans”… And then today we find this… We are still laughing.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
People in their twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
"I am a poor college student who can’t afford to go to cons and cosplay, instead I have Halloween and nerdy friends, so doN’T RAIN ON MY PARADE WHEN I AM 20 YEARS OLD AND STILL REALLY FUCKING ECSTATIC ABOUT HALLOWEEN OKAY" a 10 page essay by me.
Trying to fall asleep when out the window/outside on the street I hear several guys: “Dude! Use the force!” (Leaves rustle) “Oh, CRAP-” (Snap, THUD) “OooOOOWWWWWW.” (Hysterical man giggles)… You have much to learn young padawan.
I forgot to post earlier, but today I decided to show my SPN appreciation, in the spirit of the new season… Shout out to my awesome roommate who surprised me with the bracelets :3
I am going to FINISH MY KEATS READING AND SPEND THE REST OF THE EVENING DRAWING EVEN IF IT KILLS ME
an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar
they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars