why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
It’s time to get off the internet when you do something embarrassing that is going to make you feel like an idiot for at least another hour and you want to smush your face into a pillow to make your own stupidity disappear. Yeah. It’s bedtime.
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
Sam Winchester / Dean Winchester
-Using the force
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
Bitch please I do these in public
I love wearing hats. No one can recognize me. If I ever become a fugitive on the run from the government, all I have to do to change my identity like they do in the movies is cut my hair and get a hat.
I look ridiculous when I have to make beds
This is literally how I make beds
Do you ever have an uncharacteristically violent dream where you murder someone and the next day you’re like brain wtf man but then you see/talk to that person later and you go “yes, I could see why my subconscious would want to murder you”…? Or is that just me
I was tagged by this lovely person! Thank you!
Rule One: Always post the rules.
Rule Two: Answer the questions asked by your tagger
and ask eleven more. Rule three Tag eleven people and link them to this post. Rule Four: Actually tell them you tagged them
I am a despicable human incapable of following directions/tagging people… so. Sorry.
1. What was the last movie you watched at the cinema?
HHTYD2!!! (internal screaming) still not over it…
2. Favorite book at the moment
Oh, God… Good Omens? Uh. Uh. Uhmmm. *Every book I have ever read winks out of existence*
3. because i liked that question: what kind of job are you planning on doing later in life?
I thinks videogame/animation concept design would be fun or editing books or teaching at a university… WHAT IS MY FUTURE IDEK MAN
4. 3 things on your bucket list
-travel to Europe, New Zealand…
-write a book
-road trip from Canada to Mexico (or the other way around) with a stop at Disneyland and a Cali beach because I have never been to Canada, Mexico, Disney, or a proper sunny beach
5. do you want to have children? if so, which names would you like to give them?
Possibly? tbh raising a child scares the hell out of me. I would like to give my parents grandbabies eventually, but right now I am in no rush (not to mention the distinct lack of significant other in my life)… one step at a time… ;D
6. what kind of music do you listen to? (just name some interpretes or songs if you want :))
7. which places would you like to travel to and which places have you already travelled to?
see #4 :] and I have only left the Pacific NW corner of the U.S. to go to Indonesia
8. do you read fanfiction? if so, can you recommend anything? (looking for some good fanfics to read right now so… :D)
OH GOD YES (what kind of fic are you interested in? pairings? Au’s? anything you don’t like?) I can TOTALLY recommend several, just shoot me a message to narrow it down… ;D (haha, sorry I’m not more sorry)
9. your favorite tv show right now
Supernatural (I am watching it for the first time… season 4) I’d like to formally apologize to my followers for the supernatural state of my blog right now…
10. when and why did you get to tumblr?
3 years ago? Art. Nerd related humor. Awesome things. Awesome people. :] all of these.
So this morning my dad and I were discussing music as Aerosmith came on and he stated how 80s bands (like Aerosmith) sounded like a jam session where the band sounded like they were actually having fun rather than today where it’s just a competition to be on the top 40. I agreed and then said rather dramatically how 80s music would always have a special place in my heart to which hE TOOK A FUCKING POTATO OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUT IT NEXT TO MY COFFEE SAYING “CONGRATULATIONS MY CHILD YOU HAVE WON THE (SOMEWHAT SOFTENED) ROCK POTATO AWARD” I shit you not like????what ????even????