.:Colors Of My Mind:.

That awesome moment when you dip your paintbrush in your milk and almost drink your paint water… yep. That happened.

Hugging tall guys: Great but problematic.

I like it but like what do *I* do? Should I go get a stool? Because I’m pretty sure my face is in your chest and my arms are where your ribs end… If I wrap my arms straight around I feel like I’m hugging a tree (a very nice tree, but nonetheless I think of a tree which leads to wood jokes and no, we really shouldn’t be going there because this is a HUG.) So no go on the straight around approach. And if I accidentally lower my arms even a little bit- ohshitsorry I am now touching your butt. My bad. And if I raise my arms I feel like I’m trying to do a very inappropriate pull-up from your shoulders. Like???? And if you just hug my head into your chest I swear to god I will be so tempted to blow you a raspberry, I am sorry, but I have been conditioned and I will accidentally ruin the moment. THIS IS A SERIOUS STRUGGLE. THERE IS NO WINNING. BUT I LIKE IT. SO. ***AWKWARD HUGS FOR TALL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE***

(I am going to slowly drive my family insane by singing “just around the river bend” from Pocahontas for the entire six mile trip) …this is gonna be great.

(I am going to slowly drive my family insane by singing “just around the river bend” from Pocahontas for the entire six mile trip) …this is gonna be great.

amnesiacbucky:

mooseandtrickster:

thegoodestguyyougot:

thetwistedgingersweetheart:

eternallyobsessed:

adorableimbecile:

land-of-water-and-quartz:

quizillla:

thiefofkokoros:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH

the obsessive white bitchthats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening

FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM

The Horrifying Customer
if anything, i’m a mediocre customer, i must say

The overwhelming touchy feely bible camp staff. … This makes me uncomfortable

The overwhelming ATM convenience fee

THE OBSESSIVE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF. truly evil.

The Undead Well Educated Black Man

Fuck you. I’m the coke fiend 

The Infamous White Establishment. …

amnesiacbucky:

mooseandtrickster:

thegoodestguyyougot:

thetwistedgingersweetheart:

eternallyobsessed:

adorableimbecile:

land-of-water-and-quartz:

quizillla:

thiefofkokoros:

phantomdoodler:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH

THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH

the obsessive white bitch
thats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening

FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM

The Horrifying Customer

if anything, i’m a mediocre customer, i must say

The overwhelming touchy feely bible camp staff. … This makes me uncomfortable

The overwhelming ATM convenience fee

THE OBSESSIVE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF. truly evil.

The Undead Well Educated Black Man

Fuck you. I’m the coke fiend 

The Infamous White Establishment.

manipulationalibi:

the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

Fuck

One out of four sections transferred… I AM AN IDIOT WHY DID I DO THIS???

One out of four sections transferred… I AM AN IDIOT WHY DID I DO THIS???

So I stretched the paper but my god, this picture is a bitch to transfer. I should have thought this out more…

ProTip: to make 2 hours at the doctors office more exciting, have four shots of espresso before you go… (Yes, I stole that rubber glove while waiting. Living a life of crime on the edge here)

Holyshitholyshitholyshit

Holyshitholyshitholyshit

okaywork:

oh my GOD i cant wait to wear leggings and boots and scarves and sweaters and smell pumpkin and spice and have bonfires and scary movies on all the time i cant wait to not sweat when i step outside god fall cant come fast enough

kize93:

So I accidentally burnt my neck with my iron and my mom got all excited and I just???

Update: She thought it’s was a hickey (omfg)

So I accidentally burnt my neck with my iron and my mom got all excited and I just???

I love it when the shift ahead of me don’t finish their job

Like YES LET ME CLEAN UP THE NOW BURNING GREASY ORGY OF CHEESE THAT YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE TOASTER IT BRINGS ME SUCH JOY

Seemingly random question…?

Testing the waters here, but I’m thinking about starting a PayPal account and opening up commissions… If anyone would be interested? It probably wouldn’t happen right away but it would be nice to have some coffee/book money for the poor college student fund and I really enjoy art and people here… so…? Good idea? Bad idea?

((Details n specifics later, but feel free to drop me an ask with recommendations or feedback! There’s also a ‘my art’ tab on my side bar or look through the #myart for examples of past pieces and projects))

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS!!!

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