That awesome moment when you dip your paintbrush in your milk and almost drink your paint water… yep. That happened.
I like it but like what do *I* do? Should I go get a stool? Because I’m pretty sure my face is in your chest and my arms are where your ribs end… If I wrap my arms straight around I feel like I’m hugging a tree (a very nice tree, but nonetheless I think of a tree which leads to wood jokes and no, we really shouldn’t be going there because this is a HUG.) So no go on the straight around approach. And if I accidentally lower my arms even a little bit- ohshitsorry I am now touching your butt. My bad. And if I raise my arms I feel like I’m trying to do a very inappropriate pull-up from your shoulders. Like???? And if you just hug my head into your chest I swear to god I will be so tempted to blow you a raspberry, I am sorry, but I have been conditioned and I will accidentally ruin the moment. THIS IS A SERIOUS STRUGGLE. THERE IS NO WINNING. BUT I LIKE IT. SO. ***AWKWARD HUGS FOR TALL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE***
(I am going to slowly drive my family insane by singing “just around the river bend” from Pocahontas for the entire six mile trip) …this is gonna be great.
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
BEHOLD THE WHITE BITCH
THE UNDEAD WHITE BITCH
the obsessive white bitch
thats so painfully accurate its kind of saddening
FEAR ME I AM THE CAR ALARM
The Horrifying Customer
if anything, i’m a mediocre customer, i must say
The overwhelming touchy feely bible camp staff. … This makes me uncomfortable
The overwhelming ATM convenience fee
THE OBSESSIVE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF. truly evil.
The Undead Well Educated Black Man
Fuck you. I’m the coke fiend
The Infamous White Establishment.
The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday
no not a bra good lord
So I stretched the paper but my god, this picture is a bitch to transfer. I should have thought this out more…
ProTip: to make 2 hours at the doctors office more exciting, have four shots of espresso before you go… (Yes, I stole that rubber glove while waiting. Living a life of crime on the edge here)
oh my GOD i cant wait to wear leggings and boots and scarves and sweaters and smell pumpkin and spice and have bonfires and scary movies on all the time i cant wait to not sweat when i step outside god fall cant come fast enough
So I accidentally burnt my neck with my iron and my mom got all excited and I just???
Update: She thought it’s was a hickey (omfg)
Like YES LET ME CLEAN UP THE NOW BURNING GREASY ORGY OF CHEESE THAT YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE TOASTER IT BRINGS ME SUCH JOY
Testing the waters here, but I’m thinking about starting a PayPal account and opening up commissions… If anyone would be interested? It probably wouldn’t happen right away but it would be nice to have some coffee/book money for the poor college student fund and I really enjoy art and people here… so…? Good idea? Bad idea?
((Details n specifics later, but feel free to drop me an ask with recommendations or feedback! There’s also a ‘my art’ tab on my side bar or look through the #myart for examples of past pieces and projects))
I realize a lot of negative shit has been happening in the world lately and I’ve been reblogging a lot of it, and it is heart sickening, but I wanted to let my followers know that I understand if you don’t want to or simply can’t have that on your dash. So PLEASE IT WILL NOT HURT MY FEELINGS AT ALL if you need to do what you need to do to stay safe. I am tagging it all as #worldsuck if you want to black list it or if it’s simply easier to unfollow me until the shitstorm has passed I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. I realize this may be a little late in coming, and for that I apologize. Stay safe guys.